Smurfs.
I've wondered before... why is smurfette the only female smurf? And where did all the other smurfs come from if she is the only one? is she REALLY that old that they are ALL her children? is that why she never hooked up with any of the smurfs? is papa smurf... REALLY papa smurf? and if so, was it forced? Is papa smurf a bad smurf? Why dont the smurfs have pets? and if smurfs were as tall as 3 apples, then how could they fit in mushrooms? Why did that one smurf like the bake so much? was he gay? Why was papa smurf wearing red pants instead of another color? red doesnt show dominance. Do the smurfs have hair under their hats? They obviously have it on their face. How do the cloth shoes protect their feet so much? How many smurfs WERE there actually?Just a couple of thoughts.
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those were really odd questions... what the smurf is up with the smurfing smurfs?
smurfette is a smurf pimp- duh
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