Smurfs.
I've wondered before... why is smurfette the only female smurf? And where did all the other smurfs come from if she is the only one? is she REALLY that old that they are ALL her children? is that why she never hooked up with any of the smurfs? is papa smurf... REALLY papa smurf? and if so, was it forced? Is papa smurf a bad smurf? Why dont the smurfs have pets? and if smurfs were as tall as 3 apples, then how could they fit in mushrooms? Why did that one smurf like the bake so much? was he gay? Why was papa smurf wearing red pants instead of another color? red doesnt show dominance. Do the smurfs have hair under their hats? They obviously have it on their face. How do the cloth shoes protect their feet so much? How many smurfs WERE there actually?
Just a couple of thoughts.
9 things i hate about everyone.
I love this list... seriously.... love it... i hate it when people do these things... but its absolutely hilarious.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
